just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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