I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
Randomize
