she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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