Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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