suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I see more hoeing in ur future
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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