You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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