I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
someone owes me an orgasm
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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