there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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