sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
as a side note pls kill me
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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