She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
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