If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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