just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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