Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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