I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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