I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
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