I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Randomize
