Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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