he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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