so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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