Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
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