Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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