People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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