i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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