You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
How does one acquire holy water?
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize
