considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
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