in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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