I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
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