Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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