New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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