it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
