marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Semen is not good for contacts.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
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