I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
My butt remains clenched, sir.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
