She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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