For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
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