The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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