When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Randomize
