good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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