What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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