Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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