Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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