Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
