Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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