try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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