so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Walk of Shame today included voting.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Randomize
