office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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