Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
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