ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Boobs are out for the taking
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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