Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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