D3 body, D1 cock
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go home
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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