if any two of us come back from the bar and aren't getting laid we will systematically destroy everything in the kitchen
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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