id be glad to
It's like God shit irony all over that family
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I just googled if crying burns calories
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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