he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
Randomize
