I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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