shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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