called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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